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	<title>20 Minutes to Kill</title>
	<link>http://www.20minutestokill.com/blog</link>
	<description>Like you've got anything better to do.</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2007 23:36:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>I feel bad for Paris&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.20minutestokill.com/blog/2007/06/08/i-feel-bad-for-paris/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2007 23:36:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Joshua</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Akcht.. never thought I&#8217;d say this but I have to admit I feel pretty bad for the little tike. Man. I mean.. before you go all ballastic on me&#8230; yes, she has to (and should have) served her sentence in full. It was a travesty that she was sent home BUT&#8230; god damn&#8230; going home only to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Paris Out of Jail ***EXCLUSIVE PIC***</title>
		<link>http://www.20minutestokill.com/blog/2007/06/07/paris-out-of-jail-exclusive-pic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 15:43:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>C.Anus</dc:creator>
		
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	<category>20 MTK Celeb Gossip</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Paris outside of LA County Jail minutes after her release.

Google trends reports that stories reporting Paris Hilton leaving jail early are &#8220;Volcanic&#8221;. Wow, &#8220;that&#8217;s hot.&#8221;
ha&#8230;get it&#8230;.get it?!
 
 

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		<title>Allison Stokke Tribute</title>
		<link>http://www.20minutestokill.com/blog/2007/06/05/allison-stokke-tribute/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2007 21:08:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>C.Anus</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[We just love pole vaulting so much that we had to feature this phenominal athlete. oh&#8230;and because she&#8217;s ridiculously smoking.









 

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		<title>NBC Helps Find Missing Girl: Kelsey Smith, 18</title>
		<link>http://www.20minutestokill.com/blog/2007/06/04/nbc-helps-find-missing-girl-kelsey-smith-18/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2007 21:59:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>C.Anus</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Reported on Kansas City.com, information on missing 18 year old girl Kelsey Smith is not only recieving a one time $5,000 reward but based on this website, NBC is offering a whopping $5,000 per week for the rest of your life!


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		<title>Bijou Phillips is HOT</title>
		<link>http://www.20minutestokill.com/blog/2007/06/04/bijou-phillips-is-hot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2007 21:39:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>C.Anus</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[


mmmm&#8230;.look at her young supple body!

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		<title>Spam Guy Goes Down!</title>
		<link>http://www.20minutestokill.com/blog/2007/05/31/spam-guy-goes-down/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 17:03:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>C.Anus</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The so-called &#8220;Spam King&#8221; Robert Alan Soloway has been arrested! Wooo hooo!

Although I have to say that I really enjoy the 523 &#8220;Penis Enlargement&#8221; and &#8220;Buy This Stock Now!&#8221; emails I get in my inbox everyday. I mean, I probably spend a good 45 minutes on average sifting through and deleting emails with images of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Use of Myspace: Solicitations from West Africa</title>
		<link>http://www.20minutestokill.com/blog/2007/05/21/new-use-of-myspace-solicitations-from-west-africaor-somewhere-holed-up-in-a-crap-box-hotel-in-jersey-trying-to-rip-people-off/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2007 21:23:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>C.Anus</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Cooter Anus</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So a buddy of mine got a message on his myspace account from &#8220;an African woman&#8221; who, telling by her profile picture, was pretty hot. So he opened it up and to his dismay, realized that this poor nubian princess was in &#8220;a world of financial peril&#8221; and was suffering from &#8220;governmental persecution&#8221; and desperatly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Campusfood.com Launches TXT Ordering!</title>
		<link>http://www.20minutestokill.com/blog/2007/04/18/campusfoodcom-launches-txt-ordering/</link>
		<comments>http://www.20minutestokill.com/blog/2007/04/18/campusfoodcom-launches-txt-ordering/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2007 17:43:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>C.Anus</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Pretty cool stuff! and great video press release&#8230;i&#8217;ve never seen a video press release before.
http://www.campusfood.com/press/mobile-phone-ordering.asp




 
 

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		<title>The enchilada fairy is coming to my house tonight..</title>
		<link>http://www.20minutestokill.com/blog/2007/03/21/the-enchilada-fairy-is-coming-to-my-house-tonight/</link>
		<comments>http://www.20minutestokill.com/blog/2007/03/21/the-enchilada-fairy-is-coming-to-my-house-tonight/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2007 21:24:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Joshua</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[good times..

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		<title>Sanjaya!?!!?!?!?!?!</title>
		<link>http://www.20minutestokill.com/blog/2007/03/14/sanjaya/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2007 01:32:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Joshua</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[COME ON!!

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