Reported here in the Daily Mail, the lethal drug, Cocaine, is now available over the counter! The creator, Jamie Kirby says, “It’s an energy drink, and it’s a fun name. As soon as people look at the can, they smile.” I mean, cocaine makes me really happy everytime I think about it.

Anti-Drug campaigners, AKA losers, say “It is making the image of drug use cool”… wait, drugs are cool, aren’t they?

Alright.. finally got this bad boy where we want it. Here are a couple of the key feature updates (outside of the obvious cosmetic stuff):

• Updated video section (with new videos)
• Modified the “Popular Tags” section in photos
• Two new reviews in Decibel Level (with more to come)
• New photo set of Samantha (School Girl… YES!!)
• Added some links to blogs that have been good to us

Obviously, this is all for naught if you guys don’t like it.. let us know what you think… comment away.

This is shaping up to be a royal throw-down. Spinach advocate, sailor and all around ladies man, Popeye has filed a federal suit against the FDA citing damages related to the FDA’s moratorium on Spinach. The suit seeks, among other things, punitive damages based on intellectual property damage since Popeye has been barred from using his catch phrase, “I’m strongs to the finish, ’cause I eats my Spinach.”

We received the following statement from Popeye’s Lawyer, J. Wellington Wimpy, Esq.:

“Claims made by the FDA are nothing more than a blatant attempt to discredit my client’s reputation. For years, mothers around the world have used my clients likeness to urge their children to eat healthier. The FDA’s wreckless statements jepordize not only my clients reputation, but the very health of our society’s children.”

When pressed about J. Wellington Wimpy’s own sizable debts, Wimpy responded, “I’ll gladly pay them next Tuesday.”

The head of the FDA, Bluto “the Terrible”, could not be reached for comment and calls to his office were not immediately returned.