She’s so hot that when she almost gets a nip slip it goes all over the web. The Superficial reported it pretty funny and so did Egotastic. I’m not sure of the other guys but here are the pics… decent stuff cuz she’s smokin’ but it’s def not a nip slip…sorry fellas.

Oh and who’s the weird sally around her arm? Nice!

Did she ever look this good?

So I pull up Perez Hilton just now to see what’s going on and quickly had to shut it off because that whole site is like a big gay fest! WTF!? Can’t I just read up on my gossip for the day and not get bombarded with naked dudes lookin like they want me piece of me?

Trent at ‘Pink’ is just as guilty! I mean, his site is REALLY gay. I mean, I’m not a homophobe or anything but c’mon! Have a little decency why don’t ya! I like your sites but please make them easy on the straight man. I mean, is 20 Minutes to Kill the only celeb gossip site for us regular guys?

The Superficial reported today that Jessica Biel, JB as I like to call her, has a monster tongue. Although I already knew this because I did her recently, this just puts icing on the cake. I mean, on top of her ridiculous heinie, her fabulous honey sacks and now, her crazy lizard tongue…just plain awesome….I just finished in my pants.

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This article in Newsday says so! A 77 year-old man was recently arrested for taking upskirt pictures for an admitted 13 years…wtf!? I think Lohan should seek council.

TMZ reported today that Jessica Simpson almost bought herself. This must happen to so many celebs but I think deep down that they really like it. I mean, they’re always complaining but then you’ll see a pic of them reading a copy. Simpson was actually caught thumbing through an issue of OK Magazine that had a full spread of her ex’s relationship with new chica Vanessa Manillo. Nice!

How sweet would it be if everything you did wrong in your life was printed on the front cover of worldwide magazines? Like the other night I got so drunk that I actually crapped myself. I know that everyone has done this but its still very embarrassing. Now how about next time I go to the grocery store ‘Entertainment Weekly’ had me in my crapped in pants on the cover with the title “C. Anus Crapped His Pants!” I’d probably kill myself.

It’s official.. this train-wreck-in-slow-motion is finally over. Everybody off the crazy train!!! Sources have confirmed Whitney has filed for divorce from Bobby’s broke-ass in California.. awww.. I feel so bad. Oh.. wait.. that’s just the tuna sandwich I had for lunch. I could care less about these crackpots..

I especially like how the media is reporting “Grammy Winning Artist Whitney Houston”. Must be a real slap in the face for that no talent hack of a wife beater.

Egotastic reports a story from Popsugar which is probably a story from another website that Jake Gyllenhaal is back together, after a long hiatus, with Austin Nichols. Who the hell is Austin Nichols? Anyone care to inform me?

I’m convinced she can’t smile. She either doesn’t have smile muscles in her face or she just hates everyone. Not sure. Oh and she’s ridiculously hot.

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Heather Locklear responded to the news of her Ex Richie Sambora and Denise Richard’s engagement by hitting the town with her two best friends; Left Boob and Right Boob. Spys tell us the three partied all night long and Left Boob was seen going home with an un-identified fan. Phone calls to Right Boob were not returned.

On a weirder note, she was dating David Spade and they just broke up. Wasn’t he dating Andy Dick for awhile?