Paris outside of LA County Jail minutes after her release.

Google trends reports that stories reporting Paris Hilton leaving jail early are “Volcanic”. Wow, “that’s hot.”

ha…get it….get it?!

Rumors are flying about the split between Reese and Ryan and some insiders are cyring “Gay”, pointing fingers at Phillippe. Sources from the set of ‘Flags of My Fathers’, Phillippe’s most recent movie, say that he was “getting rather cozy” with some of his castmates and even was seen “canoodling” with a male co-star (to remain nameless) at LA hotspot Hyde one evening.

Now, I’m not sure what to say about this as it is just “rumors” but our insider is an insider and very close to the story.

I’m not really sure who this girl is but apparently she’s famous and she turned 21. At her birthday party Perez Hilton tries to kiss her and have his cronies take a picture. It’s funny because look at how she’s trying not to kiss him. It’s like he’s rape kissing her or something and she’s thinking “i totally don’t want to kiss him because i’m sure he was just going down on some guy or tossing some dude’s salad.” I think she can smell the poop on his breath.

Oh yeah… now you too can have hot monkey love with Jessica Simpson!!! Didn’t think it was possible? Why would a girl like her go for a nerd like you? Well… actually she never would because you are a complete loser.. that why’s she created her own line of blow up doll.

Yeah Bitches.. H-O-T. The doll will retail for $950. I guess that’s the price you pay for perfection.

1. Brett Michaels/Pam Anderson - Musician, Band “Poison”

Sex tape features Pam Anderson during her Baywatch days, before her other sex tapes and post her explosion as super worldwide celeb.

2. Gena Lee Nolin/Some Guy - Actress, “Baywatch”

Continuing the “Baywatch” actress-I-need-to-make-a-sex-tape-theme, Gina Lee Nolin is caught rolling around on her living room floor with her husband or boyfriend getting really naughty. Its not as long as Tommy Lee’s or Paris’ but its totally worth. It’s kinda grainy and old lookin too.

3. Eve/Q Tip - Rapper

Tape features her spread eagle with some guy who resembles Q-Tip. I think this tape was made before she got big but its totally her. The tape is only about 20 seconds of them doing stuff but its clearly her.

4. Tommy Lee/Pam Anderson - Musician, Band “Motley Crew”

Sex tape features again, Pam Anderson during her worldwide celebrity explosion, before her exile to Kid Rock and post her gianganto fake juggs

5. Paris Hilton/Rick Solomon - Hieress, Hilton Hotels; Social-celebrity

Sex tape features her doing just about everything to Shannen Dougherty ex-boyfreind Rick Solomon who was basically a nobody until this tape

6. Scott Stapp/Kid Rock, Musicians, “Creed” and “Kid Rock”

Tape features both getting bj’s from roadies in their tour bus and backstage. Hilarious video because Scott Staph seems to have created this squeeky clean image of himself. Good stuff if you want to watch these get head.

7. Dustin Diamond, Actor, Screech on “Saved By The Bell”

I haven’t seen this one yet but aparantly he’s doing a threesome and performing a stinky sanchez. Don’t really get that part but sounds pretty cool.

Rumors…..

Bam Margera with someon I don’t know

Nicole Kidman with Keith Urban

Colin Farrell with a Playboy Playmate

Am I missing anyone?

So it looks like I’m the first user to blog on this site….sweeet! Anyway, I guess I have to say something funny or newsworthy or something just to get passed the gatekeepers so here goes.

Did anyone see these pics of Fergie’s nasty hairy pits? I saw them on Hollywood Tuna. So gross. Fergie continues to disappoint. I want her to be hot but the minute I start wanting to bang her the next thing I see is a pic of her after she pissed herself or something else gross.

Here’s the wide shot.

and the nasty close up

Gawker reports that Steve-O from Jackass pissed on the red carpet before the permiere of Jackass 2. Reuters originally reported the story and supplied a nice pic of him relieving himself but pulled the story shortly after. The reason they took the story down was not made public but my guess is that they didn’t want a picture of Steve-O’s tube on the website.

This guy is a serious crack head….if you really want to see his hog click here

The Baltimore Sun reports that SNL fired Horatio Sanz, Chris Parnell, Rachel Dratch and Finesse Mitchell and is continuing with Fred Armisen, Will Forte, Bill Hader, Darrell Hammond, Seth Meyers, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph, Andy Samberg, Jason Sudeikis, Kenan Thompson and Kristen Wiig.

I don’t know about you guys but I could do without Finesse Mitchell. He was never funny, ever. I actually got mad when he would try to make me laugh. Then there’s Horatio Sanz who hasn’t been funny since Jimmy Fallon left the show. All they would do is crack themselves up and then it was contagious. Otherwise, he sucks.

Now for the goods. Rachel Dratch and Chris Parnell made that friggin show! Debbie Downer? How can you not laugh at that. It was so stupid and yet so funny. It’s that kind of stuff that SNL was built on. Now Chris Parnell, again, funny but I’m not exactly convinced that he got fired. I say he pulled a Jimmy Fallon and expect him to pop up in some more classic movies like Anchor Man.

To make a long story short, SNL is not funny and even more so now. The show cannot last with a cast consisting of 8 guys and 3 girls all of which, can’t funny themselves out of a brown paper bag. Well, Amy Poehler is good but the rest can go eat crap!

FOX Sports reports that Tiger Woods is not happy about the alleged topless pics of his smokin hot wife Elin Nordegren. Suprisingly, not only is Tiger pissed but so is the entire US Ryder Cup team. WTF!? Are these dudes or a bunch a women? FOX reports that Woods’ teammates are “appalled” by the article written in some Dublin newspaper. I swear these guys are a bunch of queers.

Why are they pissed? I’d be pissed if I didn’t get my hands on those puppies. I mean, look at those things….they’re monsters!

MORE PICS HERE!

We reported last week that JB is a perfect human specimen that loves me and wants to have my babies. So not only is she a smokin hot animal but she also likes to make out with other girls!

What’s next, a picture of her giving me a massage while cooking a turkey and saying hello to Mr. Willy for a nooner? Oops…finished.