Akcht.. never thought I’d say this but I have to admit I feel pretty bad for the little tike. Man. I mean.. before you go all ballastic on me… yes, she has to (and should have) served her sentence in full. It was a travesty that she was sent home BUT… god damn… going home only to have to go back to jail? That sucks donkey balls. Having been in prison once (county, but not GP), I’ve made a solemn oath NEVER to return. 24hrs was MORE than enough. And what’s worse… it’s actually the fault of the damn sheriff. Who the F does that a-hole think he is? Some beaurecratic douche decides he’s “the man” to decide who should be where and when only here’s the catch… he has no right (legally or morally) to do it. Jerk off..

 Don’t worry Paris… we still love you and fantisize about you naked.

Paris outside of LA County Jail minutes after her release.

Google trends reports that stories reporting Paris Hilton leaving jail early are “Volcanic”. Wow, “that’s hot.”

ha…get it….get it?!

We just love pole vaulting so much that we had to feature this phenominal athlete. oh…and because she’s ridiculously smoking.

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Reported on Kansas City.com, information on missing 18 year old girl Kelsey Smith is not only recieving a one time $5,000 reward but based on this website, NBC is offering a whopping $5,000 per week for the rest of your life!

mmmm….look at her young supple body!