So a buddy of mine got a message on his myspace account from “an African woman” who, telling by her profile picture, was pretty hot. So he opened it up and to his dismay, realized that this poor nubian princess was in “a world of financial peril” and was suffering from “governmental persecution” and desperatly needed money to pay for a flight to flee her impoverished state. To make matters worse, or funnier, she made it clear that she was madly in love with him and once she recieved from him the thousands of dollars she requested wired into her account that she would come to him in the US and they would live happily ever after.

This AIM exchange is from one of her most recent tries at getting money from him. Oh, and he has some fun with her in the process…

(”lnrd_shrry” is the so-called African woman desperatly in need of money)

nrd_shrry : baba

lnrd_shrry : hello

lnrd_shrry : how are you doing ?

lnrd_shrry : i hope to chat with you soon

bob3: im here

bob3: how are you sweetie

lnrd_shrry : okay

bob3: glad to hear it

lnrd_shrry : am fine

lnrd_shrry : it my pleasure

bob3:

lnrd_shrry :

bob3: you said you are going to be in new york soon?

lnrd_shrry : yes

bob3: when wil that be?

lnrd_shrry : am not sure for now

bob3: oh

lnrd_shrry : it might be before the ending of next month

lnrd_shrry : cant be sure now

bob3: where are you now

lnrd_shrry : am in Nigeria

lnrd_shrry : you ?

bob3: you knwo where i am

lnrd_shrry : not realkly

lnrd_shrry : where are you at the moment

lnrd_shrry : ?

bob3: NYC

lnrd_shrry : okay

lnrd_shrry : it takes you so long to answer ?

bob3: dont you rememebr our previous conversations

bob3: i am working sweetie

lnrd_shrry : no

lnrd_shrry : it been long that i come online

bob3: it was last week

lnrd_shrry : i was sick so i hardly remember

lnrd_shrry : maybe

bob3: no, it was last week

bob3: you were asking me for half the money to come to ny

lnrd_shrry : okay

lnrd_shrry : did i ?

bob3: yeah, you said you were stuck in africa a the moment and needed cash to be with me in ny

lnrd_shrry : okay

lnrd_shrry : this same problem makes me sick last week

bob3: what problem?

lnrd_shrry : i was sick

lnrd_shrry : the weather here us very bad

lnrd_shrry : and i dont have enough money to go to the hospital

lnrd_shrry : the hotel manager as also been given me some kind of stress and favour

bob3: what do you need from me

lnrd_shrry : anything you

lnrd_shrry : anything you can do to assist me out of here

lnrd_shrry : i will pay you when i get there with you

bob3: why, so i can pay for you to get well so you can love another man?

bob3: you dont want to be with me

lnrd_shrry : why wont i want to be with you if you help me out from this mess

bob3: if you did want to be with me you would want me to love you anally for hours

lnrd_shrry : i want to be with you

bob3: and you have never said that to me

bob3: you never said you would let me ass-ride you whenever i wanted

lnrd_shrry : what ?

lnrd_shrry : i want to be with you as soon as am out of this mess here

lnrd_shrry : why wont i allow youi to do that

lnrd_shrry : since you promise to love me

bob3: you lead me on with promises of hot cock on asshole action, and then back away from it

lnrd_shrry : why would i do that

lnrd_shrry : ?

bob3: lead me on?i dont know…you promise me starfish pleasures and then makeup hospital excuses…

lnrd_shrry : you know what

lnrd_shrry : as soon as you send the money

bob3: can’t a man just want to pound your leather cheerio until its numb without being but through all this emotional trauma?

lnrd_shrry : i will  be there with you

lnrd_shrry : i just need something to make my flight love

bob3: you need something so you and all your man whores can have massive anal orgies and hot girl on horse action on my dime

lnrd_shrry : nope

bob3: c’mon…you have nevr done a horse?

bob3: how many men haev you taken at once?

lnrd_shrry : just one

bob3: times what?

bob3: c’mon…

bob3: dont think i am an idiot

lnrd_shrry : what ?

bob3: i belive you are in need of thousands of dollars to get out of a Nigerian Hospital and that you will run into my arms the second you get off the plane that i paid for…but please dont expect me to think you dont take dongs 3 or 4 at a time

lnrd_shrry : lol

bob3: its true

bob3: you dont love me

lnrd_shrry : i only need some amount not thousand of dollars

lnrd_shrry : okay

bob3: what amount

lnrd_shrry : why did you say so ?

bob3: and i really dont need to know that you will have homeless man whores sniffing coke off your tits while you teabag a german shepherd

bob3: you can keep those comments to yourself

bob3: you are starting to hurt me emotionally

bob3: and mentally even

bob3: why cant you be like normal girls stuck in nigerian hospitals who ask me for money…

bob3: they all get their rears wet with their own saliva and park their anuses on my rod and bounce on it like they are riding on an old school bus driving on a bumpy road from galveston to dallas?

bob3: and THEY beg me for the donkey punch

bob3: i guess some women care more for me than others

bob3: if you can take the hint

bob3: tell me how much you want me

bob3: make me feel like mine is the only stick you want up your ass

BUZZ!!!