good times..

COME ON!!

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Dear LORD! Sweet Jesus in heaven above.. delivery us from that thing! Please make the bad man go away..

I live in New York [read: I see freaky shit day in and day out] and this kid takes the cake. The cracked-out-transvestite-prostitute blowing a hot dog on the corner of 14th and 6th ave the other day has NOTHING on this kid.

New York, NY: Industry insiders tell 20MTK that Apple will be releasing thier iPhone 2 months early and will feature iMovie and a new e-mail feature. Apple’s Steve Jobs denies reports and is not returning phone calls although his publicists tells us that “Yes, it is true that we will be adding new features to the iPhone. These features will come as a surprise to most Apple enthusiasts but releasing the iPhone earlier is not a confirmed rumor.”

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After YEARS of successfully banging MySpace whores in and around the greater metro New York Area, it seems that the well has finally dried up. Now I only get friended by dorky musicians and web cam porn sites… oh and the occassional creepy-middle-aged-child-molesting predators trolling for a bite.. *shivers down spine*

Still it was a great run while it lasted. I guess I’ll have to resort to actually talking to girls at bars now and buying them drinks and stuff. Damn it.