This is hilarious…watch the reaction of the winner when the DJ arrives at her house…priceless!

Kinda funny….check it!

Adrants supplied us with this hilarious cover of a restaurant’s brochure.

A gift certificate for your lady friend for one hour of ecstacy with Mike Tyson:

This is a true story….”Former boxing champion Mike Tyson is to become a male escort after agreeing to work at legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss’ new legalized brothel for women. Fleiss bought 60 acres of land in Nevada, and his work is scheduled to begin on Heidi’s Stud Farm.

Tyson, 40, adds, “I don’t care what any man says, it’s every man’s dream to please every woman - and get paid for it.” Don’t worry, she’ll only get raped a little bit.”

If you are one of the hundreds of thousands of people who’ve waited in line for the new Sony Playstation 3 you all need to reconsider your existance here on earth because you seriously have problems. You may want to consider just ending it all if the biggest thing on your mind right now are the new killer graphics on Death Squadrun 5: The Destruction of the Zenith.

Just look at these friggin geeks. The Grim Reaper seriously has some work to do here.

CNN reports that the sex tape of Britney Spears and her soon-to-be ex-husband Kevin Federline has Ed Bradley in it. This comes as a shock after FOX News reported that the video itself was filmed by the House and Senate run Democrats and later leaked onto the internet by none other than the newly departed Donald Rumsfeld mastermined by the Unpopular War in Iraq. What a chain of events in this tumultuous time in world news history.

“Oh, I was just kidding.” rrrrright.

There’s alot of video out there but this one is definitley one of the funniest I’ve seen. This dog falls asleep like every 5-10 seconds. Hilarious!