If you get Spam emails about Viagra, Stocks or mortgage rates “At an all time low” scroll all the way to the bottom and you will find some of the best poetry you’ve ever read. Albeit not making sense but its great stuff. I got this one from a “Tamika Brady” regarding some sort of penis enlargement drug.

“She brought the pages to him, put them on the board, and then stepped back quickly.

Was he going to let it stay there, or was he going to be a man and sick the fucking thing up?

Old Shinny had been clearly puzzled as well, but in the end he had concurred with the diagnosis.”

First of all, why do they do this? Second of all…wtf!? If you’ve got any good ones you’d like to share let me know!