Rumors are flying about the split between Reese and Ryan and some insiders are cyring “Gay”, pointing fingers at Phillippe. Sources from the set of ‘Flags of My Fathers’, Phillippe’s most recent movie, say that he was “getting rather cozy” with some of his castmates and even was seen “canoodling” with a male co-star (to remain nameless) at LA hotspot Hyde one evening.

Now, I’m not sure what to say about this as it is just “rumors” but our insider is an insider and very close to the story.

Oh….where to begin?! Let’s just start by saying…wtf!?

Police say 19-year-old Gary Helms, Jr., raped his 45-year-old mother this past weekend at Willow Terrace Trailer Park on Doyle Drive in Albertville. Ok….Alabama aaaannnd a trailer park….so its starting to make a little more sense now.

“From what we understand the rape stemmed from an argument between him and his brother. And apparently they were arguing over a girlfriend. And the rape was some sort of retaliation towards his brother,” said Sgt. Jamie Smith of the Albertville Police Department.

That’s one way to get back at your brother.

They go on to say “It was unusual retaliation on an unsuspecting victim.” Really? I didn’t get that part.

BTW, Bush won Alabama. So there you go.

LONDON, England (CNN) — The cartoon series “South Park” has never been shy of courting controversy, but its latest episode has caused outrage by featuring the recently deceased Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin.

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I’m not exactly sure what’s going on north the border but this dirty thing is all over the place…and I likey!

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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah… the sequel is here!! It may actually be better than the first (which you can find here). Needless to say this is NSFWUYATTGFOAAU (that means Not Safe For Work Unless You Are Trying To Get Fired Or Are Already Unemployed). Enjoy.

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http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/w4m/225595637.html

I kinda want to do her…

Really? Cosmetic Eyelash Transplant Surgery? Is that REALLY necessary? Eyelashes? Transplanted? For Cosmetics?? REEAAAALLY????

Has the entire world gone completely and utterly insane? I mean… usually when someone asks me to do something I don’t want to do, I  respond with “I’d rather stick a hot poker in my eye.” Makes sense, right? Now, I may actually run into one of these psychos who’s had this surgery and they won’t even bat an eyelash. They’ll be like, “Cool… so you’re in?”

I think the creepiest part of all this is that these “transplanted” eyelashes actually grow like normal hair on the top of your head. The eyelashes have to be trimmed and in some cases curled.

Helena Stone, AKA Bob, can now use whichever bathroom he/she wants. AM New York reports that the transgendered population has won a huge lawsuit in NY which almost barred them from using the women’s bathroom at the Port Authority. Not that I reccomend using the bathrooms at the Port Authority anyway but do you believe the nerve of these women actually not wanting transvestite men in thier bathrooms?!

Ok, in all seriousness, how did the attorney’s of NY not win this one? I’m not a lawyer and I’m telling you that I think I could convince a jury and a judge that it’s probably not a good idea to allow men in wigs to prance around with thier pants down in women’s bathrooms.

Mr/Ms Stone, who began hormone replacement therapy 11 years ago, was relieved yesterday stating, “I’m thrilled with it. It’s like the world was lifted off my shoulders after a few months of hell.”

So her hell is now our hell? I don’t get it. Why does the well being of a dirty tranny have presidence over the well being of good natured citizens? What is this world coming to? So the skinny is this; when you women go to the bathroom in NYC don’t be miffed to find me in a wig staring at you while you do your thing. Because thats exactly what I’m going to do.

Basically, because there are no Tranny Credentials to display, any guy with a wig on can walk into your bathroom and hang out. Way to go lawyers of NY…morons!  

HOLY CRAP!! I think Kate Hudson takes the cake.

Nice pooper. Wow. Sorry.. but there’s just no better way to say it.