Our story made it to the video store! Someone created this short to discuss one our recent story of Youtube being purchased by FOX.

Track and field line judge Lia Mara Lourenco is helped after a javelin hit her in her foot during ‘Brazil Trophy,’ a national track and field competition, in Sao Paulo, Brazil, Sunday, Sept. 24, 2006.

See pic here! - So gross!

So it looks like I’m the first user to blog on this site….sweeet! Anyway, I guess I have to say something funny or newsworthy or something just to get passed the gatekeepers so here goes.

Did anyone see these pics of Fergie’s nasty hairy pits? I saw them on Hollywood Tuna. So gross. Fergie continues to disappoint. I want her to be hot but the minute I start wanting to bang her the next thing I see is a pic of her after she pissed herself or something else gross.

Here’s the wide shot.

and the nasty close up

Hey gang! Have you ever wanted to write a column for a popular website but never got the chance? Well, we’ve been getting a decent amount of traffic from all over the world I wanted to let you know that starting now you can contribute to our blog. That’s right. If you’ve got something to say, say it here. All you need to do is register with our wordpress dashboard and write a post. As long as its not some sort of weird advertisement I’ll publish it on to our home page.

I don’t even care what it is. If you have something newsworthy or if you just want to tell us our website sucks. Go for it! Also, if you have pictures you’d like to upload to the blog, email them to me mike@20minutestokill.com and I’ll include them in your blog. Make sure you tell me your blog title in your email so I can upload it to the correct blog.

Don’t know how to register with wordpress? Here’s the easiest way.

1. Click on the title of this blog

2. Scroll down to where it says “Leave a Reply” and click “logged in”

3. You will be taken to our Word Press login page. Click “Register” just below the form fields.

4. Create your username and input your email. You will be sent you password to which you will need to log back in. Do that and you’re home free.

Click “Write a Post” and when your done save it. Once saved I can go in and publish it.

Be the first one to do it so you’ll be the coolest. Let me know if you need any help posting!

As we look into the next week of NFL action, there are some interesting storylines to follow.  As always, 5 games look particularly intriguing to me.  Come on in as I look to continue my undefeated streak.

Last week:  5 - 0

5 must-see games of Week 3:

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Have you guys seen some of the wives and girlfriends of the golfers that are participating in the upcoming Ryder Cup?!? This is just a sample.

That’s European captain Ian Woosnam’s wife Glendryth on the right, who bears a close resemblance to Don Zimmer.  And I’m not even sure I need to comment on Tom Lehman’s wife Melissa, except that she might be smuggling some salami under the covers.  Seriously, tell me she doesn’t look like some dude trying to pull a Patrick Swayze from “To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar”.

Whatever IT is I find this very funny for some really really odd reason.

Gawker reports that Steve-O from Jackass pissed on the red carpet before the permiere of Jackass 2. Reuters originally reported the story and supplied a nice pic of him relieving himself but pulled the story shortly after. The reason they took the story down was not made public but my guess is that they didn’t want a picture of Steve-O’s tube on the website.

This guy is a serious crack head….if you really want to see his hog click here

ALTERNATE TITLE: Joe Francis gets owned!

No really. He really is my hero. Has been for a while now. Unlike most of the ”heros” that I ritualistically sacrifice to the you-are-as-smart-as-a-pile-dog-shit gods… this guy is a bonifide champ in my book. Oh sure.. if I actually met him I’d wanna punch his lights out.. but that would be more motivated by jealous rage than anything else. And I’m not the only one. Given the latest ruling against his production company, it’s obvious that others are out to get him as well. The reasoning is simple.

You see… he’s like the popular guy in high school. You know.. the one that had the best sports car.. dated the prettiest girls.. partied like a hooker in AC every weekend. You wanted to be him. But because you weren’t him, you keyed his car and made disparaging remarks in the men’s room stall about the girls he dated.

But I degress…

Let’s look at the brighter side. Let’s look at what this man has done for society. That’s right.. college girls, hundreds of them… nay, THOUSANDS of them making out with each other and bearing their naughty jumbly parts for all the world to see. I salute you, sir!

The Baltimore Sun reports that SNL fired Horatio Sanz, Chris Parnell, Rachel Dratch and Finesse Mitchell and is continuing with Fred Armisen, Will Forte, Bill Hader, Darrell Hammond, Seth Meyers, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph, Andy Samberg, Jason Sudeikis, Kenan Thompson and Kristen Wiig.

I don’t know about you guys but I could do without Finesse Mitchell. He was never funny, ever. I actually got mad when he would try to make me laugh. Then there’s Horatio Sanz who hasn’t been funny since Jimmy Fallon left the show. All they would do is crack themselves up and then it was contagious. Otherwise, he sucks.

Now for the goods. Rachel Dratch and Chris Parnell made that friggin show! Debbie Downer? How can you not laugh at that. It was so stupid and yet so funny. It’s that kind of stuff that SNL was built on. Now Chris Parnell, again, funny but I’m not exactly convinced that he got fired. I say he pulled a Jimmy Fallon and expect him to pop up in some more classic movies like Anchor Man.

To make a long story short, SNL is not funny and even more so now. The show cannot last with a cast consisting of 8 guys and 3 girls all of which, can’t funny themselves out of a brown paper bag. Well, Amy Poehler is good but the rest can go eat crap!