Last night I was out at trendy club in the meatpacking district of NYC and got my first real hard taste of the “man” purse issue. The friend I happened to be with pointed out that there is a serious GLOBAL problem with men wearing purses. As we were in heavy discussion about his new foundation called MAP (Men Against Man Purse), starring us dead in the eye was the first of many man purse spottings.

Right there (I could almost touch it) was a man with a purse slung over his shoulder like it was normal. He was a totally straight dude with a beautiful woman. There is nothing normal about the man purse. Now, I have to admit I have noticed the men out with man purses but never really took a good, hard look at the men with the man purse. This is really no laughing matter, it’s creepy and bizarre. Men are always complaining about the size of my purses but the average size of a man purse is twice the size of a womans. What are they carrying? What the hell does a man need besides his wallet?  But I kid you not, it’s happening all over. Men, yes, Men are wearing purses. Something needs to be done about this!