ALTERNATE TITLE: Joe Francis gets owned!

No really. He really is my hero. Has been for a while now. Unlike most of the ”heros” that I ritualistically sacrifice to the you-are-as-smart-as-a-pile-dog-shit gods… this guy is a bonifide champ in my book. Oh sure.. if I actually met him I’d wanna punch his lights out.. but that would be more motivated by jealous rage than anything else. And I’m not the only one. Given the latest ruling against his production company, it’s obvious that others are out to get him as well. The reasoning is simple.

You see… he’s like the popular guy in high school. You know.. the one that had the best sports car.. dated the prettiest girls.. partied like a hooker in AC every weekend. You wanted to be him. But because you weren’t him, you keyed his car and made disparaging remarks in the men’s room stall about the girls he dated.

But I degress…

Let’s look at the brighter side. Let’s look at what this man has done for society. That’s right.. college girls, hundreds of them… nay, THOUSANDS of them making out with each other and bearing their naughty jumbly parts for all the world to see. I salute you, sir!