Reported here in the Daily Mail, the lethal drug, Cocaine, is now available over the counter! The creator, Jamie Kirby says, “It’s an energy drink, and it’s a fun name. As soon as people look at the can, they smile.” I mean, cocaine makes me really happy everytime I think about it.

Anti-Drug campaigners, AKA losers, say “It is making the image of drug use cool”… wait, drugs are cool, aren’t they?