It’s official.. this train-wreck-in-slow-motion is finally over. Everybody off the crazy train!!! Sources have confirmed Whitney has filed for divorce from Bobby’s broke-ass in California.. awww.. I feel so bad. Oh.. wait.. that’s just the tuna sandwich I had for lunch. I could care less about these crackpots..

I especially like how the media is reporting “Grammy Winning Artist Whitney Houston”. Must be a real slap in the face for that no talent hack of a wife beater.