George Bush is shown here busting Matt Lauer’s balls before his most recent interview. In a show of solidarity and an unwilling effort to win, Mr. President was combing the rags all week to prepare for this one moment to “really nail Lauer”. 

To Bush’s credit however, he managed to scave off those pesky US citizens asking all those serious questions in preparation for the hilarious event. Lauer’s rock hard abs somehow stayed off of last night’s Presidential address as the Oval Office felt he save the news for the State of the Union coming up this Fall. Bush agreed but acted out his displeasure with the decision by wetting his bed later that night.