Beasley J. Lichtenstein

Hey gang, Beasley here. I’m not sure if any of you saw the pre-game show last night before the big NFL kickoff but P Diddy really needs to hang it up. It may go down as the worst thing I’ve ever seen, and I’ve watched my dad get hit by a car. His performance was something I would shit on and then pick it up and throw it in a bucket of my diarrhea only to be flushed down a toilet filled with throw up.

First off, the dancing was atroscious(sp), the singing was non-existant due to the obvious lipsyncing and the chic that came out to also suck, really did do just that. You really couldn’t even tell what was going on because the camera kept on panning out like they were trying to get our attention off of the actually crap show. Oh well, thats about it. Thanks!