At the same time that it was reported that Lohan’s million dollar luggage was stolen at Heathrow Airport, Scarlett Johansson was reportedly seen drunk and trying to pull a B&A on her neighbors. Coincidence? I thiiinnnnnk…..YES.

With further investigation of the matter, Johansson’s apartment was sqoured by the cops as they located a brown Hermes luggage bag with the name of Lohan enscribed on the outside. Inside this bag was a butt load of jewels that were, according to Johanssen, thought to be that of “a pirate’s” and not Lindsay Lohan’s “misplaced” luggage. Ok, thats not really that funny. Sorry guys. Here’s some hot pics of Scarlett anyway.