Tom Cruise Apologizes to Brooke Shields
Posted by: C.Anus | September 5th, 2006
Last week Tom Cruise apologized to Brooke Shields for being a raving lunatic. In lieu of his split from Katie Holmes and his revelation to the world that his daughter Suri does not actually exist, Tom Cruise has started a world tour of ammends to everyone who hates him; including but not limited to me, you, himself, the big G-O-D and his mother.

WordPress database error: [Table 'web_20minutes.wp_comments' doesn't exist]
SELECT * FROM wp_comments WHERE comment_post_ID = '178' AND comment_approved = '1' ORDER BY comment_date
Leave a Reply
Please keep your comments relevant to this blog entry: inappropriate or purely promotional comments may be removed. Email addresses are never displayed, but they are required to confirm your comments. To create a live link, simply type the URL (including http://) or email address and we will make it a live link for you. Line breaks and paragraphs are automatically converted — no need to use <p> or <br> tags.









