So my boss sent an email the other day saying he’d shut down our site for (and I quote), “Inappropriate content, bad press or casting our company in a bad light”. Hmmm.. wonder what he meant by that? *shrug*

Anyway… here’s some gratuitous ass shots… as promised.. enjoy.

There is a god…

…and, yes.. god is a dude.

Let me brush that sticky sand off..

Ummm.. ouch!

GET THERE!

Slippery…

Uhh..your bikini is untied…

Velvet.. is soft.. me likey…

Yellow… is yellow.. me likey…

Beasley, little help: “JACKPOT!!”

Niiiiiiice!

More sand.. DAMN YOU SAND!!

Technially, that’s a BA-DUNK.

Suddenly, I’m really thirsty.

MAKE IT STOP! I just can’t take it anymore!

Oh yeah… now you too can have hot monkey love with Jessica Simpson!!! Didn’t think it was possible? Why would a girl like her go for a nerd like you? Well… actually she never would because you are a complete loser.. that why’s she created her own line of blow up doll.

Yeah Bitches.. H-O-T. The doll will retail for $950. I guess that’s the price you pay for perfection.

For those of you who following along, I originally said that Week 1 in the NFL can be related to as the first date.  Keeping with that theme, it’s Week 4, and now everyone is ready for some action.  After a fair amount of courtship in each division, the real deal undefeated’s are trying to seal the deal on Sunday.  You’re definitely getting some at 4 - 0.  And with plenty other teams still very much in the hunt, there are some exciting matchups this weekend.  I’ll give you 5 to look out for.

Last week:  4 - 1

Overall:  9 - 1

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It’s called Clitoraid and its apparantly a website about…well, you be the judge

Last night I was out at trendy club in the meatpacking district of NYC and got my first real hard taste of the “man” purse issue. The friend I happened to be with pointed out that there is a serious GLOBAL problem with men wearing purses. As we were in heavy discussion about his new foundation called MAP (Men Against Man Purse), starring us dead in the eye was the first of many man purse spottings.

Right there (I could almost touch it) was a man with a purse slung over his shoulder like it was normal. He was a totally straight dude with a beautiful woman. There is nothing normal about the man purse. Now, I have to admit I have noticed the men out with man purses but never really took a good, hard look at the men with the man purse. This is really no laughing matter, it’s creepy and bizarre. Men are always complaining about the size of my purses but the average size of a man purse is twice the size of a womans. What are they carrying? What the hell does a man need besides his wallet?  But I kid you not, it’s happening all over. Men, yes, Men are wearing purses. Something needs to be done about this!

Now that The Facebook has opened itself to the public, Mark Zuckerberg is slated to announce that he plans on charging each subscriber a monthly service fee. All 9 million users will be charged starting 1/1/2007 a $9.95 monthly fee to keep thier profiles.

Its been estimated that at least 85% of all college students use the Facebook to meet people and keep up with their friends abroad. Now, the question is once the new year rolls around and these fees go into effect will that 85% go down? If those 9 million users remain loyal Zuckerberg stands to make just over $89 million dollars per month.

Uhm….whoa.

1. Brett Michaels/Pam Anderson - Musician, Band “Poison”

Sex tape features Pam Anderson during her Baywatch days, before her other sex tapes and post her explosion as super worldwide celeb.

2. Gena Lee Nolin/Some Guy - Actress, “Baywatch”

Continuing the “Baywatch” actress-I-need-to-make-a-sex-tape-theme, Gina Lee Nolin is caught rolling around on her living room floor with her husband or boyfriend getting really naughty. Its not as long as Tommy Lee’s or Paris’ but its totally worth. It’s kinda grainy and old lookin too.

3. Eve/Q Tip - Rapper

Tape features her spread eagle with some guy who resembles Q-Tip. I think this tape was made before she got big but its totally her. The tape is only about 20 seconds of them doing stuff but its clearly her.

4. Tommy Lee/Pam Anderson - Musician, Band “Motley Crew”

Sex tape features again, Pam Anderson during her worldwide celebrity explosion, before her exile to Kid Rock and post her gianganto fake juggs

5. Paris Hilton/Rick Solomon - Hieress, Hilton Hotels; Social-celebrity

Sex tape features her doing just about everything to Shannen Dougherty ex-boyfreind Rick Solomon who was basically a nobody until this tape

6. Scott Stapp/Kid Rock, Musicians, “Creed” and “Kid Rock”

Tape features both getting bj’s from roadies in their tour bus and backstage. Hilarious video because Scott Staph seems to have created this squeeky clean image of himself. Good stuff if you want to watch these get head.

7. Dustin Diamond, Actor, Screech on “Saved By The Bell”

I haven’t seen this one yet but aparantly he’s doing a threesome and performing a stinky sanchez. Don’t really get that part but sounds pretty cool.

Rumors…..

Bam Margera with someon I don’t know

Nicole Kidman with Keith Urban

Colin Farrell with a Playboy Playmate

Am I missing anyone?

Can someone please tell me what the F is going on here?

SFGate.com reports that Terrell Owens attempted suicide Tuesday night, albeit unsuccessfully.  Owens was prescribed pain medicine for the broken hand he suffered in last week’s game.  Owens’ friend told Dallas police that Owens told her he was depressed.  The anonymous friend then witnessed T.O. place two pain pills in his mouth, and noticed that the bottle for the prescription was empty.  Rescue workers later asked Owens if we was “trying to harm himself”, to which he replied “Yes”.

Before we get into it, is anyone taking this seriously?  Well, I’m not.  This is classic Terrell Owens.  Everyone was just about ready to give him a chance to prove that he is a normal human being this year, and this is validation for why he’s not to be trusted.  Ever.  If he thinks he can generate sympathy with one pathetic little staged suicide attempt, I’d hope we’d all be smart enough to give a collective “Go ahead, do it.  I triple-dog dare you.”  Seriously, I’m calling his bluff on this.  Expect this headline within the next few months: TERRELL OWENS ADMITS HE’S A BIG BABY BITCH AND LACKS BASIC SOCIETAL SKILLS PAST THE KINDERGARTEN LEVEL.  Then, and only then, will I consider him to be a citizen of this planet.

Yop! He finally came out and said it. Howard K. Stern is in fact the father of Anna Nicole’s Baby. We reported it a few weeks ago on speculation that Stern was the father. Some sicko said to me last night that they were thinking the father of the baby was Anna Nicole’s son and killed himself because he was distraught over having an incestual baby. Awesome.