Is it just me or is this guys head freakishly big for his body?!? Seriously. He looks like a 10 year old boy with an enourmous man head. Ick. Like it’s not creepy enough that he has a cold, unfeeling, glaring stare of a child molestor.

On a more serious note, though, I think this guy is smart. Too smart. Something tells me the Thai police were less than diligent or thorough when arresting Karr and anything he’s said to date (namely confessing to raping and killing Jon Benet) will be inadmissable in court sans Miranda.

I’ll bet the second his huge noggin barrels through the gates of LAX, he’ll clam up tighter than a virgin in Iowa on a Sunday (I don’t know what that means either.. I’m reachin’). It’ll take a jack hammer to crack that skull and get him to talk. Yeah.

One thing is for certain though… his head is huge. And if freaks me out… a lot. 

Ha…you see that? Its like “I see dead people” but I put with “Jail time” instead. Because thats what’s happening, I think.

The worst part about this whole story is not the pot possession and i’m sure he could give two shits about blowing a .15. The worst part is that he was driving a 1995 Saturn. What?!

I mean, I’m sure Saturn’s are nice cars. Especially 11 year old ones. My sister has one but she’s a school teacher not a movie star. The only way this could have been worse is if he was caught in a 1994 Saturn.

This is great stuff…thats if you like Borat of course….”I like!”

Back then, I only had a BB gun (lame) and… well… an actual can of WD-40 and a lighter. It would have been so much easier to terrorize squirrels, butterflies, birds and the occiasional annoying neighbor kid with this thing.  Kids these days…

By Beasley J. Lichtenstein

1. Rabid Lions attacking Newborns in a Bathroom

2. Infested Hookers Forcing Sex on you in a Sewage Dump

3. Being Man-Loved by a Silver Back Gorilla in a Busch Garden’s Sky Ride

4. Hot Garbage in your mouth in July in Newark, NJ

5. An Old Lady Sharting while lapping it on a Bus in Bangladesh

6. Throwing up live worms in your lap at a 5 star restaurant

7. Getting kicked in the Nuts repeatedly while drinking a blood milkshake with your hands tied behind your back in an Iraqi prison camp

8. Camel Orgies in your office cubicle

9. This Guy Staring At You At The End of Your Bed Every Morning When You Wake Up——>

10. Naked and Bleeding in a Lemon Juice Pool of Piranhas

If you’d like to tell Andy Dick that he is indeed a dick then call him!

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Pictures of this season’s contestants of American’s Next Top Model were released this week…and they suck. I feel like they’re just not caring who the contestants are. Or maybe TBanks is such a B that she can’t have girls on her show that are prettier than her.

This is typical UPN 9 programming, 3rd rate quality at best. I mean, look at these girls. They’re just ok…some are kinda gross.

Just because you cohabitate in a cramped dorm room with a guy named “Spider”, doesn’t mean that you can’t entertain the ladies (or your special lady) like a true gentleman. The saying really is true – size doesn’t matter. Well, not for most girls anyway…keep reading…..

Check this guy out. Not Gropey Grope but the guy in the back. What the hell is that face? Oh and Perezhilton thinks Harry is hot btw. He also thinks the poop on the sidewalk has a sick ass and wants to do it.

Guinness reports that Garry Turner, of Caistor, Lincolnshire, England, has the strechiest skin. Who would’ve thought right? He stretched his stomach skin 6.25 inches on the set of the Guinness World Records TV show in 1999. Apparantly he has some sort of weird skin disease that allows him to do this. My guess is that he’s a childmolester.

What’s up with the eye shadow? Is he not scary enough?