…in Delaware! Sweet!

I’m not sure if any of you have ever been to Delaware but next to Indiana its probably the worst state in the US. I mean, if your driving through Delaware on your way to someplace actually fun, you’ll probably miss it if your busy blinking. Unless he’s opening up a McDonald’s I give this place about a week before it goes under.

Hundreds of porn stars in New Zealand marched down a main street in Auckland completely naked riding on motorcycles and floats. The article reports that this parade drew more on-lookers than this year’s Santa Claus parade. You know, if santa was a hot blonde with a huge rack and regularly gave BJs on camera then I think his parade would have been just as good.

PS - They said a bunch of people were taking pictures so if anyone has any photos of this parade please upload them to our photos page…you will be my hero.

Hallelujah! The FDA is making it easier for women to get ‘Plan B’, the morning after pill. They are saying broads can now get these things over-the-counter like Tic Tacs.

This sweet little pill has saved me plenty of times. Although ‘Plan C’ has worked just as fine; a swift punch in the baby maker! 

… porn stars were such a wealth of knowledge?

The actor who plays Harry Potter is really freakish looking. Look at this kid.

Reports have also come in to say that the 17 year-old actor, Daniel Radcliffe, who plays the gay boy wizard, had his first real kiss on-screen during his latest film. 17? First real kiss? I don’t know about you but I was getting reach-arounds at 17. Loser.

I’m sure you’re all aware that Marion “Juice” Jones was busted again for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs before her most recent competition this past week. Sources close to 20minutestokill have reported that Mrs. Roid Face was “schocked by the test results”.

Yeah, the same thing happened to me actually. When I went to the bathroom and sat down on the toilet and pushed, I was schocked that a crapped.

Does this look like the face of a child molester? I say good day sir.

I SWEAR TO GOD this is real. It was on the homepage of CNN.com this morning. Apparently, the Iranians have been running “war games” in preparation for armageddon or something. Anyway.. this was the picture they showed. Man, I can’t wait to kick their asses. If the best they have is some jackass with a bazooka on a moped, I don’t think we’ll have too much trouble kicking the sh*t out of Tehran.

Kate Beckinsale was spotted outside of trendy Chateau Marmont dumping right in her pants. Her unidentified cohort blocked passerbys as she squatted sumo style in broad daylight. The look on her face says it all.