12. Torn up
Top 10 Better Titles than “Snakes On A Plane”
Posted by: Beasley J. | August 17th, 2006
By Beasley J. Lichtenstein
1. Rabid Lions attacking Newborns in a Bathroom
2. Infested Hookers Forcing Sex on you in a Sewage Dump
3. Being Man-Loved by a Silver Back Gorilla in a Busch Garden’s Sky Ride
4. Hot Garbage in your mouth in July in Newark, NJ
5. An Old Lady Sharting while lapping it on a Bus in Bangladesh
6. Throwing up live worms in your lap at a 5 star restaurant
7. Getting kicked in the Nuts repeatedly while drinking a blood milkshake with your hands tied behind your back in an Iraqi prison camp 
8. Camel Orgies in your office cubicle
9. This Guy Staring At You At The End of Your Bed Every Morning When You Wake Up——>
10. Naked and Bleeding in a Lemon Juice Pool of Piranhas
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