This is 63 year old Bernie Barker. A mild mannered, run-of-the-mill, old guy from Florida. He says hello to strangers, helps old ladies across the street and even goes for an occasional strole around his retirement community in Boca. That’s how most of his fellow nieghbors know him. He’s Bernie! Thats it.  

What most of these unsuspecting oldies don’t know is that once the sun goes down Bernie turns into “Bare-All Bernie” at one of South Florida’s hottest clubs. First of all, this is gross. Second of all, its just bad. Third of all, see ‘First of all’ and then ‘Second of all’ and then gouge your own eyes out.

Ladies and weird gay gays feast your eyes on Bare-All Bernie Barker, the 63 year old male stripper. Mmmmm, delicious. The most sketchy pic of him is in the link. Clickie, clickie.

Bernie says he’s doing this as some sort of in-your-face-America, I’ve-got-saggy-nads-and-I’m-proud-of-it campaign. ”If I can do this in my 60’s others can feel a little better about themselves and their own possibilities”, says Barker. The possibilities ARE endless Bare-All Bernie, they really are.