15. Toasted
It’s hot outside… I get it.
Posted by: Mr. Joshua | August 1st, 2006
By Mr. Joshua
“It’s so hot… milk was a bad choice.”
So help me… if I hear one more idiot remark about how it’s going to feeeeel like 115 degrees today I’m gonna lose it. I’ll tell you what it feeeeels like… it feeeeels like my balls are hanging down to my knees. If feeeeels like my ass crack is slicker than a hooker’s vagina on a Friday night. It feeeeels like my eyeballs are gonna dry up like two raisins and rattle around in my skull.
It’s AUGUST… in NYC… Lance Bass’ hair gel is melting faster than an Eskimo Pie on the equator and the asphalt is melting faster than that!
Go get your effin Starbuck’s Iced-mocha-hot-butt-mud-with-extra-donkey-nuts frappacino and shut the hell up. You smell and you’re in my way.
P.S. On the plus side.. girls in the city are wearing next to nothing. Big win.
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