Archive for August, 2006

 

John Travolta Makes Out With A Man

Thursday, August 31st, 2006

What the F is going on here? Some gay is getting on a plane and Travolta is mauling his mouth goodbye.

 

Is this weird or is it something we’ve been speculating since ‘Staying Alive 2′?

Jennifer Aniston Signs with Nike

Thursday, August 31st, 2006

…and Shaquille O’Neal signs with Victoria Secret…it makes complete sense. I mean Jennifer Aniston screams sports and athleticism. Its funny, I saw Aniston doing Bikram Yoga the other day and thought to myself, if I had her sneaks I would kill at Bikram Yoga.

I love Eva Mendes

Thursday, August 31st, 2006

 

 

 

Beasley J. Lichtenstein 

 

Hey Gang, Beasley here. I just want to say that Eva Mendes is one nice piece of A. She did a nude spread in Flaunt Mag this month. I was there for the photo shoot and then hung out with her later that night. We had breakfast….if you know what I mean. Bacon and eggs.

 

Turn Movie Night With Your Girl to Boozin With The Guys

Wednesday, August 30th, 2006

Been in any Sticky Situations? We’ve got more insite from Samantha! She’s making sure you’re not in the dog house when your college buddy uexpectedly shows up at your door and wants to go boozin… read more!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shortest Boy in The World

Wednesday, August 30th, 2006

Khagendra Thapa Magar (hes not from middle America) is anxiously awaiting to hear from the Guiness Book of World Records for his application as the shortest boy in the world.  This kid from Nepal is 14 years old and is 20 inches tall and 10 lbs.  

The Khagendra Thapa Magar Foundation (http://www.khagendratma.org/) is collecting money for the young boy so that he can continue to live.  I say everyone donates money to this organization.  We always donate money to AIDS and cancer research but always leave out the small Nepalian boys.  Come on people have a heart.  Plus i say we keep this kid alive and then clone him so everyone can have one.  Life would be so much more fun.  According to the website he likes to “play with pebbles”  and to “worshipping to buddha”. 

 I like to play with pebbles, too!

Tara Reid Gets Denied

Wednesday, August 30th, 2006

Tara Reid got denied at the door of an LA club the other night. She’s really hit rock bottom. The funniest part is when someone else walks right past her, gives her a look of “you’re a loser” and walks right in the club. Classic.


“Girls Next Door” Playmate Sounds Off on Eminem

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006

This is a blog posted on Kendra Wilkinson’s myspace page that was taken down just about 24 hours later. Not sure who took it down but it was deleted pretty quickly. There’s a bunch of misspelled words but it’s not a shocker to anyone that she’s a moron. Apparantly she did an Eminem video and he humiliated her pretty awesomely.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006    

My first rap video

Current mood: pissed off

I made a BAD MISTAKE when i agreed to be in a music video with EMINEM!! Why would i think doin my first music video with Eminem would be soooo tight?? i have no idea why cuz i never liked him in the first place but getting the so called opportunity was something i wouldnt pass up which was a bad mistake hahaha!! The reason for me doing the video wasnt for the money, it was to make all my fans happy that i finally did a rap video cuz we all know how much i talk about how much i wanna be in one..right?? well im getting right to the point by saying it was probably the worst experience of my life!! It all started off really cool when my best friend Brittany came up just to support me andcheer me on but not to mention her obsession over Eminem was also what made her drive all the way up for the day. When we first got there everyone like Akon came to say hi and greeted us. So i was so happy cuz it seemed like a start to a fun great day but a long fun great day huh huh!!

So about ten hours later(waiting in a cafeteria) i finally get my call to come in and shoot the scene with eminem. I was lookin the hottest of the hot(not conceided) and i was ready to go with my hair all done and everything, sooo happy. so we start by doing some warmups and i was dancing my ass off(literally) cuz it was my time to shine in front of David Banner, Lil Zane, and a couple other rappers and 100s of people.D eveyone was lovin my dancing and makin me feel good. Then Eminem walks in the room lookin like hes overdosing on drungs. We met and he was really nice to begin with and he was saying things like how he watches the show and how he got our issue of playboy and he wants me to sign it so i was very flattered and happy. Then we start doing our scene and everything is goin good until we go on a break. I went over to sit on the couch to rest a lil bit and i started talking to this really nice guy. Next, i look over and see Eminem walkin towards me. I smile and say “whats up?”, he takes out abottle of water and pours it all over me!!! There goes my makeup, there goes my hair, there goes my tears, and there goes my first rap video!!! Yes i charged at him to knock him out, only got him a lil bit though cuz of his big ass body guard that was in my way. All i have to say about this is I feel way more sorry for him than i do hate him over this!! even though i yelled out probably 100000 times i hate him haha!! He has to act like a 5 yr old lil kid by pouring water on me to make himself feel better about his sad life. Everyone like Akon came over to make me feel better and that was really cool of them but inside i was dying!! i was so embarrassed and humiliated! So many people after that said they will never support him anymore and they will never listen to him anymore!! Hef felt sooo bad for me and was sooo pissed at Eminem, Hef HATES him now haha!! So i lived and i learned right?? I will never do a rap video again unless its three 6 mafia, too short, bow wow, or nelly!!! Nelly was so nice to me by sending me a letter along with an autograhed jersey and pimpjuice the day after this eminem video so now im happy again haha!!

So all i can woder is why why why???? maybe he was loaded on drugs, maybe i reminded him of Kim, maybe he hates me..who knows!! all i know is i didnt do anything to him to make him do this to me. So im movin on with my life and putting this in the past but please dont buy any music from him anymore hahahahaa jk!! love u all and thanks for watching the show and listening to my sad story haha!! Peace KDUB



The Emmys: Heidi Klum Has A Major Outty

Monday, August 28th, 2006

Look at that thing. It looks like something is trying get out.

Viagra Ads = Sweet Porn

Monday, August 28th, 2006

I get these spam emails for Viagra like 5 times a day and I really never looked at the Ad until now. Its acually pretty damn funny. And what’s the deal with the “Rabbit Hole” thing? I’m out completely out of the loop on this one?

 

Proof that people are just plain stupid…

Saturday, August 26th, 2006

These are real websites. Aparently, the people who registered the domain names are completely effin retarded.

1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
http://www.whorepresents.com/

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
http://www.expertsexchange.com/

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
http://www.penisland.net/

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
http://www.therapistfinder.com/

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
http://www.powergenitalia.com/

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
http://www.molestationnursery.com/

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
http://www.ipanywhere.com/

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
http://www.cummingfirst.com/

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
http://www.speedofart.com/ - my personal favorite..

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
http://www.gotahoe.com/

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