…because the old ones didn’t kill good enough? The AP reports here that Hezzbolah is now using new rockets aimed at the Isrealis. Kathy Gannon writes “The guerrillas said they used the Khaibar-1 - named after the site of a historic battle between Islam’s Prophet Muhammad and Jewish tribes in the Arabian peninsula - to strike the Israeli town of Afula.”

What? Who?

The AP continues that ‘through this new fighting’ Hezzbolah has “full belief in God’s victory”. Does God even know what a bomb is? Was God conducting mass car bombings with his apostle buddies back in the day? Last time he saw confrontation his weapons were soft spoken ”verses”. Seriously, he tried doing the whole “hey guys lets talk it out” thing with a bunch of guys who wanted to nail him to a piece of wood. Let’s put that one in the Bad Idea column. Or wait, that was da Jebus..ah who cares.