I have been going to McDonalds since I was a little kid.  Everyone has been to McDonalds in their life and has ordered a BigMac, Quarter Pounder with Cheese or Egg McMuffin.  These are classics.  Anytime there is a new item on the menu its never good and it never lasts. Ok fine i actually love the McGriddle.  For some reason though when i eat it i have chest pains but whatever its that good.

Soon some McDonalds may be serving McOctopus McDumplings.  You got to be fucking kidding me.  Excuse my language but what are the fuck are these people thinking?  We are in America!  We want to eat like big fat fuckin americans, not like little skinny Japanese people. 

“We’re convinced whatever people find tasty in Japan, people anywhere would find tasty”  Someone actually said that.  I’d love to shove some shit down that persons throat and say somewhere in the world I guarantee someone likes to eat this.  Yes I may have an anger problem.

McDonalds do yourself a favor and don’t do this.

 Ok so I write this whole blog and I realize that I should probably read the story before I write about it.  So the truth is some Japanese guy wants to start a Japanese food chain that has Octupus Dumplings.  Well I suggest that Japanese guy goes back in time to Hiroshima.  Yes thats right I threw in a really bad Japanese joke.