8. Inebriated
How Gross Must This Lady Be?
Posted by: Poo Frizzy | July 14th, 2006
The following is a true 911 phone call:
Dispatcher: 911 do you need fire, medical or police?
Caller: No ma’am I don’t. I don’t have an emergency. Two police officers just left my house just now. Can I get their names please?
Caller: Honey, I’m just going to be honest with you OK. I just thought he was cute. I’m 45 years old and I’d like to meet him again. And I don’t know how to go about doing it, without calling 911.
Caller: I know this is not absolutely in any way, shape or form an emergency, but if you would give the officers my number and ask him to come back, other than I know they have terrible lots of things to do in Aloha…um, would you mind?
Dispatcher: I’ll give him the message to call you.
Caller: Thank you very much. Bye, bye.
The deputy came back and arrested her for making a false 911 call.
Dudash is now facing $6,000 in fines and a year in jail for calling the wrong date line.
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