16. Sloshed
Ken Lay: The smartest dead guy alive
Posted by: C.Anus | July 7th, 2006
This is a follow up on my very insightful blahg about Ken Lay’s death. Well, if the speculation of a faked death could not get even more real, news has just come out that Ken Lay’s body will be cremated. ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!
CNN reports here how this guy is totally getting away with it. His family will be holding a “private” ceremony in Colorado for the cremation. This could also be interpretted as “His family will be gassing up his private jet and packing his swim trunks and flip flops for his life sentence to Cabo.”
It couldn’t be more obvious! So not only is he avoiding jail time but he’s now also avoiding an actual burial which would have been the only way anyone could confirm that he was dead and in the coffin when the dirt piled on top of him.
Ken, seriously, if you get away with this I will deem you as my hero, replacing my great grandfather who faught two wars and won 3 purple hearts.
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