Beasley J. Lichtenstein

Hey gang, Beasley here. This just came across my desk this afternoon; the sister of Jessica Simpson, Maggie I think, will be the spokemodel for Victoria Secret’s new college line of sexy clothing. Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but I thought she was a big stupid c*nt.

This crazy news got me in the research mood so I hopped online and searched all records of Maggie Simpson and nothing of the sorts came up. I did find some nice shots of her though. Here’s a picture of her if you don’t know who I’m talking about.

Let me know if you guys hear anything else.

Later guys.