Beasley J. Lichtenstein

Hey gang, Beasley here and so are the balls. Its been awhile since I’ve talked about something suckin balls but in all honestly, things have been pretty good. Well, that is until today’s news came across my desk. Besides the war in Iraq and the floods in the mid-atlantic it has come to my knowledge that the geniuses over at ABC have finally gotten rid of Star Jones on The View.

First of all, did it really take years to figure out that she sucked balls? According to Barbara Walters she says “research showed audience members were turned off by Reynolds’ dramatic weight loss and glitzy wedding to banker Al Reynolds in 2004.” How about this….I was turned off by her weirdness and the fact that her gay “husband” was also a weirdo. Oh and that she sucked. People hated her before she started to look like a skinny piece of mess. I mean, how many times did she have to let her audience know she was “a black woman”. She’s just the worst and I’m glad she died.

Alright guys, talk to you later!