So I’m leaving my apartment the other day to head to work in the morning and it was pouring rain outside. It was also 85 degrees out and friggin muggy as hell. Cuz hell is really muggy. Now of course I didn’t have an umbrella because they are really annoying and I always end up “accidentally” leaving them in the garbage because i’m tired of holding it when it stops raining. So anyway, I decide to put on my water proof Old Navy zip-up that I got for my birthday from my dear old brother. Good guy.

So I throw that baby on because I’m heading to work and I want to be dry as a bone. Bones are really dry so I used that anaolgy to better explain the level of dryness I want to achieve.  So I whip it on and pursue my 20 minute commute to work. As I continue to walk in the blistering muggy heat I start sweating my balls off. They were basically hanging by a string within 10 minutes of my journey.

As I make it up to my office I am disgusting. This water proof pullover that was supposed to protect me from the rain and keep me dry made me sweat through my shirt. There was absolutely no ventilation in this thing and I sweat like a pig that sweats alot. Long story long, I’m sitting there at my desk, completely soaked in my own stink and as wet as I would have been withouth the pullover. F this world!