I’m all for doing whatever the hell it is you want to do. If you want to pretend to be Akasha Queen of the Damn then go for it. Be the best damn dark princess you can be and suck blood till you burst. I don’t really get it but whatever, everyone’s got their quirks. And to have at these dark power, gothicy types who are really just well-to-do pimply kids trying to find a place to fit in, is just too easy because Myspace has them by the coffin full. But what killed me about Akasha’s web page, besides the obvious cheese of the whole thing, was a comment posted by her fellow darky, Dragon (Ravenclaw)  -represented of course by a photo of Johnny Depp. 

Well hello my queen Akasha as you have slept so long how are you finding the world of mortals? I am in need of fresh blood to fulfill my pleasures in darkness……well have a happy Easterand I hope to find you well….your dear friend D”

Have a happy Easter! Wait, wait, wait….Problem number one, Dragon goes from talking about drinking fresh blood to wishing his dark princess a happy easter. And problem two, that implies that the Queen of the Damned is Christian? Is she out back having an Easter egg hunt with the kids? I would imagine if she wants to maintain some dark princess credibility she would at least have to put some little bitey snakes in the plastic eggs, or dye some hard boils with her victim’s blood.  The image of  the dark princess sitting around a big dinner table carving up an Easter Ham with grandma just sort of kills her darkness….unless of course she stabs everyone in the throat and then helps herself to the Brussel sprouts.

Thanks Akasha and Dragon, you’ve spoiled my faith in the dark powers…..way to keep it real!p>

oh..I almost forgot…Here is Dragon……ooohhh