Beasley J. Lichtenstein 

Hey gang! Beasley here again. Just to let you know before I start, this will not be about my balls. Ok, so I found out about an hour ago that submarine sandwiches are really only good for about a day. I bought a foot long sub from Subway on Monday (for those of you who don’t know Monday is Ham and Turkey day at Subway) and just ate it today after it sat in my cold dank fridge for 2 days. The worst part is not the fact that I want to kill myself right now because the pain in my upper intestine is about as nice as a BJ from a lawnmower, but it was that I got “the works” on it and the bun was completely soggy and falling apart in my hands. I still ate it for some reason.

Just thinking about it makes my want to vomit. Jared over at Subway didn’t warn me that his shit sandwiches don’t last 48 hours. It’s like when they serve the meat from that place its already on its last leg. No wonder the crap sandwhich only cost me 3 bucks.  

Thanks for your time people!