3. Dicked
I wish I were…
Posted by: Mr. Joshua | May 27th, 2006
By Mr. Joshua
“I’m a hipster?! No, no… you’re a hipster!
I wish I were a Lower East Side Hipster… yeah… that would be cool.
My name would be something like Chet or Bryan or Blake.
I would work as a Barrista at Starbucks during the day, expending the mental energy of a gnat, then spend my evenings railing against the international corporate machine till I was in a rabid lather.
I would shoot heroin through my eyeballs and people would appreciate me for my originality.
I would shuffle through the streets of New York in a half-dead daze wearing jeans that were technically smaller and tighter than my girlfriend’s.
Instead of saying things were cool, I would say things were deck… whatever the hell that means. Yeah… that would be cool… err..uhh… I mean deck.
Yeah… bitches would dig that.
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