12. Torn up
I wish I were…
Posted by: Mr. Joshua | May 27th, 2006
By Mr. Joshua
“I believe in miracles… Where you from? you sexy thing.”
I wish I were a middle aged black man… yeah… that would be cool.
My name would be Jerome or Wallace or Sydney.
I’d speak of the Lord Jesus Christ as my savior and then sing a bitchin’ line from some Marvin Gaye song, all in the same breath.
I’d have black women of all ages referring to me as baby, and let’s face it, there’s NOTHING better than a black women calling you baby. God, I love that.
I would spend all day talking to people in an overly enthusiastic tone, saying things like, “Hey, there!” and “How are ya?!” and “Beautiful day, isn’t it?!”.
Yeah… bitches would dig that.
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