8. Inebriated
American Idol Sucks Balls!
Posted by: Beasley J. | May 12th, 2006
By Beasley J Lichtensein
It’s soooo fixed….my balls that is. Oh, I mean American Idol. That sh*t is soooo fixed….my guybag. Ok, seriously, how does Chris get voted off? Somone please tell me…how my nuts look. He was by far the best singer out of everyone. I mean, c’mon. My hog is nice!
Who does the voting for this show? Are they same people who vote for our presidents? If so, then they have 3 toofs and haven’t showered in 2 weeks. And when I say 2 weeks and mean 2 weeks and 1 day. Seriously. Gross. So Elliott is better than Chris? Is that what they are saying? And Taylor, who looks like a 20-something year-old-guy with grey hair. I mean, thats just weird.
So basically, I’m not watching AI for the remainder of the season unless next week’s theme is ‘Katherine gets naked, gets water poured on her by a boobed out, drunk Paula while singing songs with lyrics that are just moans’. Oh and ‘Taylor, Elliott and the guy I lost $500 to because I bet on Chris to win, all die a slow death’. I’m in!
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